I ordered a bento box from Japan a couple of weeks ago, and I got home today to find the UPS truck in the driveway. I got out of the car, opened the garage, and put the groceries down. The truck had gone. I went to the mailbox.
In the mailbox was a paper slip telling me that they missed me and I had to sign for the package at the district post office.
I know for a fact the bloody UPS woman saw me get out of my car and open the garage. I waved at her.
What the devil?